Q: If I don’t have a dildo, can I use a pencil?
We’ve discussed this before, anon, back when you managed to confuse ‘scissoring’ with using actual scissors. Office supplies are not suitable replacements for sex toys.
… unless your girlfriend has a sharpener vagina, in which case she can audition for Teeth 2?
Bad translator speaks the truth?
Idea shamelessly taken from a submission to lgbtlaughs, so no need to point it out. These are all genuine.
Q: How come when I realized I was bisexual, I value my lesbian virginity less? Like, I would easily go fuck a stranger now if she was a girl?
Silly anon, that’s because having sex with women doesn’t count.
At least, that’s what men and straight women always tell me…
touristseason replied to your post: I’ve just heard of the term ‘HOCD’
isn’t this the same thing as homophobia?
Internalised homophobia? Pretty much, but I guess when it’s all you can think about… xD
I’ve just heard of the term ‘HOCD’
i.e. homosexual obsessive-compulsive disorder.
HOCD is a form of obsessive compulsive disorder that deals with one’s sexual identity. It’s based around the fear that one might become or somehow is homosexual, with this notion going against all rational and actuality of that person’s sexual identity as a heterosexual. In part, the fears are that of impulse and loss of control, where one feels overwhelming anxiety around the intrusive thoughts of being sexual and passionate with another member of the same sex.
I’m not sure how I feel about this…
Sorry about the real lack of sarcastic answers, guys ;x I’ve gotten through a lot but I’m stuck with the old ones which have stumped me ever since I got them. xD So if you’ve previously submitted, nothing personal, I just couldn’t think of anything amusing/anything beyond a plaid joke.
If you guys could submit new questions, that’d be great, maybe it’ll inspire me for the others still hanging about!
Daily Grace helps you come out to your friends and family. *ding*
Make sure you watch the whole thing.
This Tumblr is turning into ‘blog about gay things in my life’
Brother: (talking about a friend) also, he has two mums.
My mum: Oh, really? So step-mums?
Me and my brother: Um… no…
She was very confused for a long time.
You know you’re gay when:
It’s amusing to pretend you’re straight on Tumblr, and everyone joins into the joke to pretend they’re trying to get you to come out by reblogging porn onto your dash…
